Friday, July 15, 2011

Little Teeny Eyes

Little Teeny Eyes


1.

Oh we got a new computer but it's quite a disappointment

'Cause it always gave this same insane advice:

"OH YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT

LIKE YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY HANDS FOR MILKING MICE."


2.

So we re-read the instruction book that came with the computer

But it kept on printing crazy stuff that reads

Like: "YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT

LIKE YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY SHOES FOR CENTIPEDES."


3.

So we got an expert genius and he rewrote all the programs

But we always got results that looked like these:

"OH YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT

LIKE YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY LICENSE PLATES FOR BEES."


4.

Then we tested each resistor, every diode and transistor,

But our EElectronic brain just raves and rants:

"OH YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT

LIKE YOU NEED LITTLE BRANDING IRONS FOR BRANDING ANTS."


5.

Now we're looking for a buyer for a crazy mad computer

That will only give out crazy mad advice

Like: "YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY EYES FOR READING LITTLE TEENY PRINT

LIKE YOU NEED LITTLE TEENY HANDS FOR MILKING MICE."


(Tom Digby, written 1/27/66)


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